2/17/2010 - Post #6

12:04pm - Woman with sunglasses on: "Its like (sniffle) he doesnt want to have anything to do with me" (Francisco Street)

12:16pm - Snobby Woman #1: "So why do you guys do the buddy group system?"

                 Snobby  Woman #2: "Because its easier that way. We get more done, but if it werent for me, this group wouldnt be getting anything done. They are lucky to have me. If I had it my way, I would be on my own" (Salad Bar, RJ's Market, Sansome Street)

Post #5 - 2/15/2010

1:48pm -Little girl #1: "Mommy, why does that old man holding a sign that says ITS OK JESUS LOVES YOU?" (Union Square)

2:09pm - Girl #1: "I wanna buy a pair of shoes, but I want to eat"
Girl #2: "Why don't you get the $8 pair? "
Girl #1: "Because if I do, I won't be able to eat" (San Francisco mall, Powell
Street, decisions, decisions...oh the choices we have to make in life between shoes and food)

Post #4 - 2/15/2010

12:36am - Drunk guy #1: "I could down a fifth and vike right now." (Corner of California and Polk, some karaoke bar)

1:02am - Beyond wasted lady #1: "You went to University of Westminister?! YOU ARE NOT A GOOD GUY!" (drunk woman yelling at the love of her life in the wee hours of Valentines Day, California Dreamin, California Ave.)

Post #3 - 2/14/2010

1:05pm - Woman 1: "Oh my God! He made me pear pancakes with lemon! It was so cute!"
Woman 2: "OMG! That sounds soooooo cute! You are so lucky!" (Perfect for the Valentine's Day edition of ETSOYL, MUNI, Church Station Inbound)

1:18pm -Man 1: "Was it because of the jerking? Or the falling off?" (Powell Street, I dont even know what that means, but it made me laugh)

1:33pm -Girl 1: "(Sipping Mimosa)Like I wish people knew how hard the arts and sciences were"
Boy 1: "You need to take another drink. Chug it now! God you slowed down! What happened to you!? (Sugar Cafe, Sutter Street, A college boy and girl talking, well rather, the boy trying to get the girl drunk in the middle of the day on Valentines Day. HOW ROMANTIC!)

1:36pm: Girl 2: "Her family has a ton of money and she said, "Thats thirty dollars! Thats like 15 quid"
Boy 2: "Man I know. I havent heard quid in awhile."
Girl 2: "Whats a quid?" (Sugar Cafe, Sutter Street, Casual conversation between girl and pretentious boy, who apparently uses the term quid more often than pound)

6:45pm - Girl #1: "Me and her are like new BFF's. My old BFF dumped me." (Shanghai Kingdom of Dumplings, Inner Richmond)

6:49pm - Girl #1: "I used to trash talk him all the time in law school. He's the type of guy that could be the unibomber"(Talking about someone she went to law school with. Shanghai Kingdom of Dumplings, Inner Richmond)

Post #2 - 2/13/2010

"Would Jewtube be more successful than YOUtube?" (just a casual convo heard on the street. WOW)

Post #1 - 2/13/2010

This blog is created to share the random, awkward, strange and hilarious moments you run into on a daily basis in the unintentional process of eavesdropping. Please leave your comments or funny conversations, phrases etc... that you have heard in the comment section below. It will develop, but here are some quick words I heard tonight:

"Hey dont be afraid to eat the Gelato. There is no pork in it!" (outside of a gelateria where one man was making fun of his friend who is a vegetarian)

"Oh my God! Dont tell me you met him online!?" (convo between two men on Castro Street)

"YOU ARE A FUCKING SOCIALIST!" (convo between two men inside Westlake Joe's. A republican to a democrat)